Came up with this after seeing someone complain about players not giving hard fouls in certain circumstances.
** To the Tune of Walk Hard **
When the score
When they lead
On the road
Their fans may boo and spit and hiss
And all your shots just seem to miss
There’s one thing that you can do
Foul those other guys right outta their shoes!
Well the referees might give you a T
Just say, “That’s alright with me”
Make the opponent earn this game
You’ll go down in the hard foul hall of fame!
The game is over the game is done
Losing just is not much fun
But coach said to me, “Boy you did good
You went on that court and fouled as hard as you could!”